Group Tour Conclave Enters Final Days As Guests Ponder How Good Tour Guide "Really" Was

Written by Rebekah Johansson

The local Australian tour to Egpyt is coming to its natural conclusion and the big questions are about to be asked.

Despite a flawless trip through Cairo and the River Nile, as well as a myriad of "you are the best" comments for local guide Ahmed, the reality of tipping their guide is becoming quite real for our Aussie adventurers.

Glenn, owner of Glenn's construction, which turns over a modest 50 million per year with a profit margin of 22.5%, is leading the charge.

"I know he's a good bloke and all, but he gets paid doesn't he? Where has all of our money gone if he's not getting paid?"

"Have you seen the cost of fuel here? Absolute peanuts".

"And I reckon we could have done this ourselves to be honest. That Chat PGT thingy could have deciphered the language for us".

Jenny, 59, a retired wedding celebrant, also chimes in, "The hecklers weren't that bad, I reckon we'd have held our own".

Sandra was also due to comment but she hasn't come out of the bathroom since lunch.